Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Think of All the Wasted Sperm That Could Have Grown Up to Vote Republican 

The GOP is coming! To New York, I mean. From the NY Daily News, courtesy of Suburban Guerilla:
With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.
Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.

"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."

"It's going to be big," agreed one operator at a midtown escort service . . . .

That's the hope among escort services expecting a windfall from randy Republicans.

At the 1996 Republican convention in San Diego, an escort service in search of delegate dollars changed its name to GOP: Good Old-Fashioned Pleasure.

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