Monday, September 20, 2004

Welcome New Visitors! 

We must apologize to our many new visitors who have dropped by looking for the latest beheading video. Unfortunately, we do not have it and cannot tell you where to find it.

If you miss this latest one, don't be concerned: although it saddens us to say so, others are certain to follow. Perhaps you will be fortunate enough to catch the next. Be assured that the lustre of novelty is not likely to wear off soon: our bloodthirsty enemies, and our good friends the Saudis, execute their criminals in similar fashion all the time, but the popular appetite for these barbaric spectacles is never slaked. There is always a vast crowd in attendance at a public beheading. (This is, of course, one of the most obvious signs by which we know our foes to be godless savages.)

So: better luck elsewhere. In the meantime, if the site you're looking for is down due to excessive traffic, may we suggest that you amuse yourselves by catching a frog, inserting a lit M-80 into its ass, and throwing it into the air as high as you can?

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