Wednesday, October 13, 2004

The No-Skin Zone 

Ever have one of those days when you wake up and find you've turned into Page Six overnight? From the Smoking Gun, courtesy of Zemblan patriot J.D.:
Hours after Bill O'Reilly accused her of a multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies. Below you'll find a copy of Andrea Mackris's complaint, an incredible page-turner that quotes O'Reilly, 55, on all sorts of lewd matters. Based on the extensive quotations cited in the complaint, it appears a safe bet that Mackris, 33, recorded some of O'Reilly's more steamy soliloquies. For example, we direct you to his Caribbean shower fantasies. While we suggest reading the entire document, TSG will point you to interesting sections on a Thailand sex show, Al Franken, and the climax of one August 2004 phone conversation.
Twenty-two steaming-hot pages overall! you in oupl o hou.

UPDATE: Sorry, the above should read "See you in a couple of hours." Hard to type with one hand . . . .

UPDATE II: Welcome, New Visitors!!

UPDATE III: Falafel?!?

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