Thursday, December 16, 2004

Katherine Harris Is Still a Virgin? 

A headline from the Miami Herald, spotted by Zemblan patriot K.Z.:

Governor recalls political miracle
Gov. Jeb Bush, a devout Catholic, credited the Virgin of Guadaloupe with interceding on his brother George's behalf during the 2000 presidential election

We have never been to Guadaloupe, but we do recall meeting a young boy in Tijuana who insisted, at frankly tiresome length, that Ms. Harris was a virgin. Until now we have always assumed that he was simply trying to bilk us out of a few extra pesos.

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