Sunday, January 16, 2005
The cranks who run M-LAW (Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch) can piss and moan all they want about the need for tort reform. We happen to like frivolous lawsuits. Without them there'd be no Warning Labels for Idiots:
- On an electric hand blender used for blending, whipping, chopping and dicing: Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.
- On a children's scooter: This product moves when used.
- On a flushable toilet brush: Do not use for personal hygiene.
- On a digital thermometer: Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.