Keyes said: "The essence of ... family life remains procreation. If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it's possible to have a marriage state that in principal excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism."
Asked whether that meant Mary Cheney "is a selfish hedonist," Keyes said: "That goes by definition. Of course she is."--UPI, 9/1/04
It's the part after
procreation that sometimes gets a little tricky. From our esteemed colleague Oliver Willis
comes news that Alan Keyes has a Mary Cheney problem
of his own, and is not coping at all well