Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Love for Sale 

From: Mr. J.D. Guckawari
Department of Propaganda Resources
7 Kofo Abayomi Street
Washington - District of Columbia.

Dear Partner,

This letter may come to you as a surprise but it was borne out of my sincere desire to share a mutual business relationship with you. First, your strictest confidence in this transaction is highly solicited. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret.

We are top government confidants with a statutory corporation and members of an ad hoc committee set up by the Federal Government of USA to review contract awarded by past administration. In the course of identifying, scrutinizing and recommending for the payment of all valid contract executed, we discover numerous hugely profitable Male Escort Websites available for sale at grossly deflated prices due to recent negative press attention. High-grossing site including HotMilitaryStud.com, MilitaryEscort.com and MilitaryEscortM4M.com are available for sale as low as $7,500 apiece. At current level of revenue total investment of $22,500 should be recoup in as little as 2 weekends after which all income strictly profit.

However, we request for your unwavering assistance in this regard because as civil servants we are prohibited under the civil service code of conduct bureau from operating a military escort website or running a military escort company unless after retirement in this vain we want you to front for us as buyer to enable us lodge the profits speedily into your account. Bear in mind that no risk is attached to this project and all logistics are in place and modalities worked out for the smooth conclusion within a stipulated time. This is in accordance with the fact that you must never betray the trust already reposed on you. We have decided to compensate you with 30% of the total sum for your support, 70% for us.

Please, provide your confidential phone and fax number to enable us discussion further on this matter.

Looking forward to hearing from you,
Dr. J.D. Guckawari

Love that's young and still unspoiled; love that's only slightly soiled . . . .

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