Thursday, July 14, 2005

In Related News: 38% of Americans Are Too Dumb to Pour Piss Out of a Boot . . . 

. . . that has full piss-pouring instructions printed on the heel. The other three percent are just fucking with the pollsters:
Furthermore, only 41 percent give Bush good marks for being “honest and straightforward” — his lowest ranking on this question since he became president. That’s a drop of nine percentage points since January, when a majority (50 percent to 36 percent) indicated that he was honest and straightforward. This finding comes at a time when the Bush administration is battling the perception that its rhetoric doesn’t match the realities in Iraq, and also allegations that chief political adviser Karl Rove leaked sensitive information about a CIA agent to a reporter. (The survey, however, was taken just before these allegations about Rove exploded into the current controversy.)
Which means his numbers should continue to drop. Even the dumbest among us ain't that dumb.

(Thanks to Zemblan patriot J.M. for the link.)

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