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Friday, July 08, 2005

It Appears to Have Migrated Down to His Knee . . . 

Painful slippage
. . . after a brief layover in the general vicinity of the groin [photo, right]. Which is why, if that nosy Huffington bitch happens to ask, renowned Aspen orthopedist Dr. Richard Steadman will be handling the procedure:
Vice President Dick Cheney will undergo a routine exam Friday to check the condition of a high-tech pacemaker that was placed in his chest in June 2001.

Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said the tests at George Washington University Medical Center would include a physical exam, an electrocardiogram, an echocardiogram and a stress test. The vice president planned to be back at work later in the day, she said.

"It's a routine physical," she said. She said the vice president also would have a colonoscopy later this month.
At which time doctors will be looking for -- oh, Christ. You'll just have to make up your own joke. We can't bring ourselves to swing at a pitch this fat.

(Thanks to our esteemed colleague Pam Spaulding for the link.)

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