Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Sentencing Guidelines 

Via Zemblan patriot M.L.: The legal experts at the New Yorker today revealed the maximum sentence awaiting former vice presidential chief of staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby if he is found guilty on all five counts of perjury, making false statements, and obstruction of justice:
[Jailers would] put [Mr. Libby] in a cage with a bear trained to couple with [Republican White House staffers] so the [Republican White House staffers] would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They would feed [Mr. Libby] through the bars and [arouse] the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
Q. What is the sound a bear makes when it fucks a Republican White House staffer?

A. "Scooooooootrrrr. SCOOOOOOOOOtrrrr!"

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