Wednesday, December 21, 2005
From Zemblan patriot D.A., the Baddest Reporting yet:
"WE'RE RUNNING OUT!"-- Matt Damon as Hermey the Elf in Stephen Gaghan's Syrianta
FACT: The North Pole contains more than two-thirds of our planet's remaining toy supply. At our current rate of playing, we will run out of toys by 2054. With the U.S., China, Europe, and India all dependent on the North Pole, the stakes are high . . . .